I was on a long vacation and didn't take my laptop, PDA , Blackberry and other gadgets along........i really needed the break.......first of all , i was getting crazy with this engineering bullshit of a syllabus......all the guys in my university were cursing me for getting the Gold medal for breaking all the records in the fifth semester examination results and seeting an all-time
high.....and then the calls from the companies began.....Microsoft, Google, Yahoo and all the bloody dot.com and software companies in the world were ringin me and begging and cursin and threatening.......first i didnt take them so seriously............ but when Bill Gates turned up at my doorstep, i decided to RUN...........i could cope with the anger and irritating behaviour of the nerds and the company honcho's but the girls ????......what could i do about them ????? so many were ready to sleep with the hostel warden in order to get an entry into my room........1 or 2 girls were ok, but a crowd of a thousand babes outside by bathroom trying to break in is impossible........i was living a life like a damn intelligent, extremely handsome & lovable and very very smart white lab mouse..........constantly under a million eyeballs..........the pressure to satisfy everyone was just too much ..........so i 
had to leave it all .....my engineering texts & books, the call letters & HR phone calls, and the gorgeous girls.......i really needed this break.........so i just threw away my mobile and my laptop and took the next flight to my dad's private island at Malibu...............and thank god that to reach there you have to fly at least 2 hrs from the nearest airport, and cross a lagoon infested with the deathly-poisonous blue spotted crocodile, and the lethal Kaka flies (f*ck, they are as big as a big cow !@#!!!) and other natural security 
elements........and if i didnt have the Israeli-made Anti-aircraft missile system and state-of-the-art-security and defence system i would have been done for.......thanks to all these i was safe............now after the long siesta, i'm back.......back with aBANG !@#!!! and how...............
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